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Technical Support: REALLY? (Continued)
Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

8/5/14 @ 10:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

Forums is now hidden beneath the 'My Account' f'ing tab? REALLY?

Have the Marketing Monkeys totally MISSED my incessant pointing out that THE FORUMS are really the only UNIQUE thing about THIS PARTICULAR HAMBURGER STAND?

meh bah blee ragamuffinhobblehoopgiddyup (i ain't ing that one so feel free)


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Created by: ourjeffie

8/5/14 @ 11:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,579


At last! YouTube links in the Technical Support Forum! Just what we needed! :orglaugh
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Created by: thomas80

8/8/14 @ 9:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Belgium
Posts: 1,051

How long does it take for you to leave?
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SissyWearsLingerie
Created by: sissywearslingerie

8/9/14 @ 7:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 119

Forums is now hidden beneath the 'My Account' f'ing tab? REALLY?

Have the Marketing Monkeys totally MISSED my incessant pointing out that THE FORUMS are really the only UNIQUE thing about THIS PARTICULAR HAMBURGER STAND?

meh bah blee ragamuffinhobblehoopgiddyup (i ain't ing that one so feel free)




Hey palmer :D I found fourms on the support down far below.. easy

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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/10/14 @ 5:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,903

It is easy to find something, and anything because it is located in more, than one place. Sometimes, things need, and have to be changed to make, and for improvements. When I say this, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone in particular. Some people don't want to take any time to find anything due to laziness, and can't be bothered, with it.
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SissyWearsLingerie
Created by: sissywearslingerie

8/11/14 @ 8:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 119

i agree some people dont.. but those who want to actually go and talk on forums arnt the lazy type i must say
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

8/11/14 @ 6:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

You used to be able to see the amount of credits clearly posted, now you have to click a small print item called wallet in my account. If anything should be blazingly obvious without having to search, it's the amount of credits found in your account, I had to call customer support to find it.
These changes might be great for 20 somethings raised on computers but many of your customers are a bit older and have some visual issues, please don't change this site to the point that u have to be a computer geek to find anything.
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

8/11/14 @ 6:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

Dear Village Idiot,
If I have to think to navigate this site, it means I have to calm down the extra testosterone running through my system to get here. Once the testosterone is calmed down and I've found what I've needed on this site I realize I really don't need to spend anything, please don't hide anymore information that was front and center before, I'd really like to enjoy my testosterone poisoning by spending on the lovely ladies then imagining ways to strangle the stupid mother fuckers who made information like where the forums are and how many credits I have harder to find.
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Normal3
Created by: normal3

8/13/14 @ 3:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

It is easy to find something, and anything because it is located in more, than one place. Sometimes, things need, and have to be changed to make, and for improvements. When I say this, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone in particular. Some people don't want to take any time to find anything due to laziness, and can't be bothered, with it.


This entire post did not require one f'ing comma.
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Created by: sameswering

8/13/14 @ 3:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Far Far Away in a Land of Magic!
Posts: 2



This entire post did not require one f'ing comma.



If you substitute "eh" for every comma then it makes complete sense ( to other Canadians ) Eh.
:orglaugh
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

8/22/14 @ 12:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

c'ya
cya
see ya


all garner Error 195 messages

what the FUCK?

yet another example of how fucked up it is to try to engineer a censor on an adult site ... you TWATS
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/27/14 @ 8:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,903



This entire post did not require one f'ing comma.



Ever learn, and know punctuation? :twocents
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/27/14 @ 9:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,903

c'ya
cya
see ya


all garner Error 195 messages

what the FUCK?

yet another example of how fucked up it is to try to engineer a censor on an adult site ... you TWATS



There goes the unnecessary name calling again.
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Created by: alberich

8/27/14 @ 1:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970



Ever learn, and know punctuation? :twocents





This page is about conjunctions that are used to merge two standalone "sentences" (or independent clauses as they're really called) into one using a conjunction. This is a very common practice. When a conjunction is used in this way, it is usual to place a comma before it.

Examples:

He is a great swimmer, but he prefers to play golf.

"He is a great swimmer."
+
"He prefers to play golf."

(This is two standalone "sentences" (i.e., independent clauses) merged into one with but. Therefore, a comma is required before but.)

I may consider your plan, or I may disregard it.

"I may consider your plan"
+
"I may disregard it."

(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction or. Therefore, a comma is required before or.)

The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing, and she must be able to dance.
(NB: The first and is just a conjunction in a list.)

"The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing."
+
"She must be able to dance."

(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction and. Therefore, a comma is required before and.)

The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing and dance. ()
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing, and dance. ()
(The conjunction and is not joining two independent clauses in this example. Therefore, a comma is not required after sing if you're following UK conventions. In the US (or if you're an advocate for the Oxford Comma), then a comma would be expected after sing.)

Read more about commas in lists.

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
("It makes you shoot at your landlord" and "It makes you miss him" are independent clauses. Therefore, a comma required before and)

A little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Woody Allen)

The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster. (Oscar Wilde)

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. (Winston Churchill)

No Comma Necessary for Short Clauses
It is also worth knowing this:

If the two "sentences" (known as independent clauses) are very short, it is acceptable for style purposes to omit the comma.

Craig joined the Army and Darren joined the Marines.
Craig joined the Army, and Darren joined the Marines.


Read more at http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_before_conjunctions.htm#7AXHvwHFuBsIVz56.99


Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills and punctuation knowledge :helpme
( or is it: Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge :helpme )
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Created by: bisporti23

8/27/14 @ 4:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Germany
Posts: 455






This page is about conjunctions that are used to merge two standalone "sentences" (or independent clauses as they're really called) into one using a conjunction. This is a very common practice. When a conjunction is used in this way, it is usual to place a comma before it.

Examples:

He is a great swimmer, but he prefers to play golf.

"He is a great swimmer."
+
"He prefers to play golf."

(This is two standalone "sentences" (i.e., independent clauses) merged into one with but. Therefore, a comma is required before but.)

I may consider your plan, or I may disregard it.

"I may consider your plan"
+
"I may disregard it."

(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction or. Therefore, a comma is required before or.)

The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing, and she must be able to dance.
(NB: The first and is just a conjunction in a list.)

"The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing."
+
"She must be able to dance."

(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction and. Therefore, a comma is required before and.)

The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing and dance. ()
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing, and dance. ()
(The conjunction and is not joining two independent clauses in this example. Therefore, a comma is not required after sing if you're following UK conventions. In the US (or if you're an advocate for the Oxford Comma), then a comma would be expected after sing.)

Read more about commas in lists.

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
("It makes you shoot at your landlord" and "It makes you miss him" are independent clauses. Therefore, a comma required before and)

A little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Woody Allen)

The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster. (Oscar Wilde)

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. (Winston Churchill)

No Comma Necessary for Short Clauses
It is also worth knowing this:

If the two "sentences" (known as independent clauses) are very short, it is acceptable for style purposes to omit the comma.

Craig joined the Army and Darren joined the Marines.
Craig joined the Army, and Darren joined the Marines.


Read more at http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_before_conjunctions.htm#7AXHvwHFuBsIVz56.99


Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills and punctuation knowledge :helpme
( or is it: Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge :helpme )


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/27/14 @ 6:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,903






This page is about conjunctions that are used to merge two standalone "sentences" (or independent clauses as they're really called) into one using a conjunction. This is a very common practice. When a conjunction is used in this way, it is usual to place a comma before it.

Examples:

He is a great swimmer, but he prefers to play golf.

"He is a great swimmer."
+
"He prefers to play golf."

(This is two standalone "sentences" (i.e., independent clauses) merged into one with but. Therefore, a comma is required before but.)

I may consider your plan, or I may disregard it.

"I may consider your plan"
+
"I may disregard it."

(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction or. Therefore, a comma is required before or.)

The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing, and she must be able to dance.
(NB: The first and is just a conjunction in a list.)

"The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing."
+
"She must be able to dance."

(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction and. Therefore, a comma is required before and.)

The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing and dance. ()
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing, and dance. ()
(The conjunction and is not joining two independent clauses in this example. Therefore, a comma is not required after sing if you're following UK conventions. In the US (or if you're an advocate for the Oxford Comma), then a comma would be expected after sing.)

Read more about commas in lists.

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
("It makes you shoot at your landlord" and "It makes you miss him" are independent clauses. Therefore, a comma required before and)

A little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Woody Allen)

The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster. (Oscar Wilde)

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. (Winston Churchill)

No Comma Necessary for Short Clauses
It is also worth knowing this:

If the two "sentences" (known as independent clauses) are very short, it is acceptable for style purposes to omit the comma.

Craig joined the Army and Darren joined the Marines.
Craig joined the Army, and Darren joined the Marines.


Read more at http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_before_conjunctions.htm#7AXHvwHFuBsIVz56.99


Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills and punctuation knowledge :helpme
( or is it: Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge :helpme )


It should be the word "confused", not comfuzed, and the word phrase "Derek's spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge", not Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge. I don't know if you did that on purpose, Alberich.
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