I am so worried that I can't make it here. I thought I knew some things, but when I got here...these girls are f*cking hot!!!!
I am a simple, traditional pink girl who is sexy, sensual, smart, friendly, funny and super SHY!
But, I love porn. I am such a nerd.
I am an anal virgin (not really interested in it, to be honest). I don't know what to do with a foot fetish. Or a guy that wants me to dog him out because he has a little penis. I don't own a giant dildo (and quite frankly, I don't want a giant dildo. I like my tight pink kitty.)
I can't squirt and I have one toy and a sorry cam.
I am a bbw who looks good and feels good. But, you can't feel me. (I DO feel so good!)
Let's not mention the fact that I am a one orgasm woman who falls asleep after wards. I am such a guy...
I like respectful and intelligent men.
So, can a girl like me learn and still be me or should I throw in my sex towel now and look for the rich, sexy, smart husband I deserve?
This is your world, fellas. You tell me! Honesty is my favorite. (Next to hands!)
Kisses, hugs & rug burns,
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12/2/09 @ 10:07pm
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I am so worried that I can't make it here. I thought I knew some things, but when I got here...these girls are f*cking hot!!!!
I am a simple, traditional pink girl who is sexy, sensual, smart, friendly, funny and super SHY!
But, I love porn. I am such a nerd.
I am an anal virgin (not really interested in it, to be honest). I don't know what to do with a foot fetish. Or a guy that wants me to dog him out because he has a little penis. I don't own a giant dildo (and quite frankly, I don't want a giant dildo. I like my tight pink kitty.)
I can't squirt and I have one toy and a sorry cam.
I am a bbw who looks good and feels good. But, you can't feel me. (I DO feel so good!)
Let's not mention the fact that I am a one orgasm woman who falls asleep after wards. I am such a guy...
I like respectful and intelligent men.
So, can a girl like me learn and still be me or should I throw in my sex towel now and look for the rich, sexy, smart husband I deserve?
This is your world, fellas. You tell me! Honesty is my favorite. (Next to hands!)
Kisses, hugs & rug burns,
Joi
An honest start gets an honest reply..
There are countless beautiful girls on here who really do drip of model attributes, and if I were a fellow model, I'd be terrified, intimidated, and jealous to no compare.
But it's a small portion of what many guys here look for. We're not quite that hung up on the prettiest face or the biggest breasts. Oh when we're 16 we are, ambitious horny little bastards who covet the prettiest girl in school. But at some point we grow up, and appreciate smart, friendly and funny. It's amazing how beautiful someone looks in your eyes when those three stand out.
Don't get me wrong, pretty is always in vogue, and the hottest models have a lot of traffic if for nothing else, for want of a view. But if you have a friendly demeanor and can be a little charming, you'll attract quite the crowds if you don't sell out arenas.
A pity about not wanting to dog the guys with tiny penises, I was going to say mine's inverted, but I guess I'll skip that I wouldn't worry about appealing to that group of guys in any case - I've rarely known a guy who laments his miniature tom thumb to actually go private, and if you tell them, "yeah, whatever" from the start, they'll take their tiny penises elsewhere. You don't have to be into foot fetishes or anal either, there has to be somebody out there who isn't either into feet, anal, or small penises. Guys? Anybody?
I can't help you with your one-orgasm-and-out dilemma.. if it's that good, who doesn't want to curl up and go to sleep? And as much as giant dildo promotions may help that one-time prize, I'm happy with a girl, a horrible cam and touch-and-go audio.
I would hope you don't throw any towels (wet ones hurt) and can still be you and find a lot of success. I certainly don't speak for any but myself here, but it's no stretch to assume that the intelligent, friendly, funny girl is just what a lot of us look for. In our lives, and to spend our time with here. If you enjoy doing this, stick to it and you'll find success and then some. You'd be surprised at who is into super nerdy post-orgasmic sleeper type girls who say they're such guys.
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AMICU,
I damn near 'nutted' when I read your post. You're a smart boy, aren't you? ;)
You are exactly what I'm looking for, in life and here. Funny, articulate, sweet and understanding & accepting. I love the clever!
Go clone yourself and meet me in my room, love...
Will you marry me?
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Thank you, sweetie!!! I was really only joking! I am a mother, silly goose! lol
But, now that I know you are super smart, I will be stopping by your room to visit! Hope that's okay!!!!
Kisses, hugs & rug burns,
Joi
P.S. - You are so right about the small 'peepee' comment. What a cute word! lol joi
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I like you already *mauh* ...and wanted hug also ((((((Joi))))))
Wish such an attitude I am sure you will get many many friends and lovers here
Be true!
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12/3/09 @ 1:27am
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I am so worried that I can't make it here. I thought I knew some things, but when I got here...these girls are f*cking hot!!!!
I am a simple, traditional pink girl who is sexy, sensual, smart, friendly, funny and super SHY!
But, I love porn. I am such a nerd.
I am an anal virgin (not really interested in it, to be honest). I don't know what to do with a foot fetish. Or a guy that wants me to dog him out because he has a little penis. I don't own a giant dildo (and quite frankly, I don't want a giant dildo. I like my tight pink kitty.)
I can't squirt and I have one toy and a sorry cam.
I am a bbw who looks good and feels good. But, you can't feel me. (I DO feel so good!)
Let's not mention the fact that I am a one orgasm woman who falls asleep after wards. I am such a guy...
I like respectful and intelligent men.
So, can a girl like me learn and still be me or should I throw in my sex towel now and look for the rich, sexy, smart husband I deserve?
This is your world, fellas. You tell me! Honesty is my favorite. (Next to hands!)
Kisses, hugs & rug burns,
Joi
Being Real and yourself is MOST important to many
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I like you already *mauh* ...and wanted hug also ((((((Joi))))))
Wish such an attitude I am sure you will get many many friends and lovers here
Be true!
Loona,
Awww. Thanks, sugar! I love your attitude from what I see on the forums!!!! Can't wait to stop by and visit your little cute self!
Thanks for the hug, L!!
Kisses, hugs & rug burns,
Joi
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Being Real and yourself is MOST important to many
Hope to see you on someday soon when I am logged into site
Me, too, Lick. Thanks for the encouragement.
Guess men really do like smart chicks, Loona. ;)
Smooches!
Joi
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Being Real and yourself is MOST important to many
Hope to see you on someday soon when I am logged into site
Great advice from everyone..see, its great when we're all supportive of each other. Amicu, you do have a very articulate sense of things and your very expressive with your writing. I also like the comment about the large dildos. I have yet to take a huge one (even though I do my "exercises" so I think I have pretty good control) and I was always wondering about the same thing. Good to know! Good luck girls! Quote
AMICU,
You're a smart boy, aren't you? ;)
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Thank you, sweetie!!! I was really only joking! I am a mother, silly goose! lol
But, now that I know you are super smart, I will be stopping by your room to visit! Hope that's okay!!!!
Kisses, hugs & rug burns,
Joi
P.S. - You are so right about the small 'peepee' comment. What a cute word! lol joi
LOL stopping by is definitely fine, although I probably won't be on until early next week, I'm sick right now and it's the end of the semester at college, so I'm getting the last of my projects completed. Plus I have a speech tomorrow that I have to give, and I feel like I'm losing my voice. But in regards to the smart stuff I post here and there, I have almost two years of Nursing school before switching majors to Pre Law. Hopefully Law school afterwards. We shall see though. But I'll probably post a blog or whatever before I get on next week, feel free to stop in anytime. I'm about to go on a month break from school so I'll be on more.
XOXO
Adrianna Marie
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LOL stopping by is definitely fine, although I probably won't be on until early next week, I'm sick right now and it's the end of the semester at college, so I'm getting the last of my projects completed. Plus I have a speech tomorrow that I have to give, and I feel like I'm losing my voice. But in regards to the smart stuff I post here and there, I have almost two years of Nursing school before switching majors to Pre Law. Hopefully Law school afterwards. We shall see though. But I'll probably post a blog or whatever before I get on next week, feel free to stop in anytime. I'm about to go on a month break from school so I'll be on more.
XOXO
Adrianna Marie
AM,
That is quite a switch! I am currently working on my IT Networking degree. Love it! I actually used to be an English major, so I know what its like to go from one end to the other in regards to majors. lol
Good luck with finals, love!!!!!!
Joi
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I am so worried that I can't make it here. I thought I knew some things, but when I got here...these girls are f*cking hot!!!!
I am a simple, traditional pink girl who is sexy, sensual, smart, friendly, funny and super SHY!
But, I love porn. I am such a nerd.
I am an anal virgin (not really interested in it, to be honest). I don't know what to do with a foot fetish. Or a guy that wants me to dog him out because he has a little penis. I don't own a giant dildo (and quite frankly, I don't want a giant dildo. I like my tight pink kitty.)
I can't squirt and I have one toy and a sorry cam.
I am a bbw who looks good and feels good. But, you can't feel me. (I DO feel so good!)
Let's not mention the fact that I am a one orgasm woman who falls asleep after wards. I am such a guy...
I like respectful and intelligent men.
So, can a girl like me learn and still be me or should I throw in my sex towel now and look for the rich, sexy, smart husband I deserve?
This is your world, fellas. You tell me! Honesty is my favorite. (Next to hands!)
Kisses, hugs & rug burns,
Joi
WOW your really hit it on the head with this!! Great minds think alike!
I am learning new things the longer I am here ..(like that I can actually squirt like crazy n love it)
I will eventually have more than one toy and a better cam...
The ones who do stay to find out about me seem to love me.And that keeps me going and keeps me learning!
My best to you! Who knows...maybe you and I will eventually be the top models! WOOO HOO!
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